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Apparel
Automotive
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Celebrity Death Certificates
A thru G
Celebrity Death Certificates
H thru Q
Celebrity Death Certificates
R thru Z
Death Certificate Sets
Collectibles
Grim Reaper Things
Jewelry
Lighters
Skulls and Skeletons
Stickers
Toys and KidStuff
Other Stuff
CLEARANCE
FREEBIES!
'Can't Sleep, Clowns...' T-Shirt
Shirt reads: "Can't Sleep, Clowns will eat me" Designed to bring offensive humor to the daily life of those around you. This high quality black Hanes Beefy-T shirt has message printed across the chest for you to proudly display.
L - Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me T-Shirt
$14.95
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XL - Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me T-Shirt
$14.95
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XXL - Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me T-Shirt
$14.95
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'Real Friends...Move Bodies' T-Shirt
Shirt reads: "Friends Help You Move, Real Friends Help You Move Bodies" Designed to bring offensive humor to the daily life of those around you. This high quality black Hanes Beefy-T shirt has message printed across the chest for you to proudly display.
L - "Real Friends Help" T-Shirt
$14.95
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XL - "Real Friends Help" T-Shirt
$14.95
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XXL - "Real Friends Help" T-Shirt
$14.95
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M - 'Real Friends Help' T-Shirt
$14.95
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One Corpse at a Time T-Shirt
Designed to bring offensive humor to the daily life of those around you. This high quality black Hanes Beefy-T shirt has message printed across the chest for you to proudly display. Hanes Beefy T's are pre-shrunk 100% cotton
M - One Corpse at a Time
$14.95
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L - One Corpse at a Time
$14.95
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XL - One Corpse at a Time
$14.95
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XXL - One Corpse at a Time
$14.95
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"I want to die like...' T-Shirt
Shirt reads: "I want to die like my grandpa, peacefully in his sleep, Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." Designed to bring offensive humor to the daily life of those around you. This high quality heavy-weight T shirt has message printed across the chest for you to proudly display.
M - "I want to die like..." T-shirt
$14.95
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L - "I want to die like..." T-shirt
$14.95
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XL - "I want to die like..." T-shirt
$14.95
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XXL - "I want to die like..." T-shirt
$14.95
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"Corpse of the Month' T-Shirt
Shirt reads: "I was Corpse of the Month at the City Morgue." Designed to bring offensive humor to the daily life of those around you. This high quality heavy-weight T shirt has message printed across the chest for you to proudly display.
M - "Corpse of the Month" T-shirt
$14.95
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L - "Corpse of the Month" T-shirt
$14.95
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XL - "Corpse of the Month" T-shirt
$14.95
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XXL - "Corpse of the Month" T-shirt
$14.95
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'Always a Pallbearer' T-Shirt
Shirt reads: "Always a Pallbearer, Never a Corpse" Designed to bring offensive humor to the daily life of those around you. This high quality black Hanes Beefy-T shirt has message printed across the chest for you to proudly display.
L - "Always a pallbearer.." T-Shirt
$14.95
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XXL - "Always a pallbearer.." T-Shirt
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M - "Always a pallbearer.." T-Shirt
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Skull Antenna Ball
The perfect accessory for your grim ride. This antenna skull will withstand the harshest road conditions out there. Approx 1.75" tall and 2.5" from the back of the cranium to the mandible. Also makes an excellent pencil topper!
Skull Antenna Ball
$1.95
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Skull Shifter Knob
Hand sculpted skull features realistic 'live' eyes and hand-painted finish. Approx. 2"w x 2.5"h x 3"d. Fits most standard manual transmission vehicles.
Deluxe Shifter Knob W/ Eyes
$11.95
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Standard Shifter Knob W/O Eyes
$9.95
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Devil Duckie Air Freshener
Funky Fresh Devil Duckie Air Freshener boasts a 'Sinsational Scent!' Approx 4.5" from bill to tail.
Devil Duckie Air Freshener
$1.99
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Jolly Roger Air Freshener
Funky Fresh Pirate Air Freshener boasts a 'Freshly Swabbed Deck Scent!' Approx 4" wide.
Jolly Roger Air Freshener
$1.99
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Devil Air Freshener
Funky Fresh Devil Air Freshener claims it's fragrance "Smells Like Hell!" Approx 4.5" tall
Devil Air Freshener
$1.99
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Large Skull Keychain
Large highly detailed resin skull keychain. You could use it every day but it's almost TOO nice.
Lg. Skull Keychain
$4.95
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Floaty Brain Keychain
Clear acrylic orb is filled with red and clear liquids and a lovely little veiny brain floats in the middle.
Floaty Brain Keychain
$2.50
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Floaty Skull Keychain
Clear acrylic orb is filled with red and clear liquids and a lovely little slightly green skull floats in the middle.
Floaty Skull Keychain
$2.50
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8 Ball Key Chain
1.25' diameter. Excellent quality chrome-plated chain and ring. Solid.
8 Ball Keychain
$2.95
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Alien in a Bottle Keychain
Little alien dude is pickled in specimen bottle made of plastic with bright neon green cork.
Alien Keychain
$0.99
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Skeleton Keychain
Articulated joints allow arms and legs to move about on this 6" tall skeleton. Features colored rhinestones for eyes. Colors come in purple, blue or red (our choice).
Skeleton Keychain
$0.99
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Coffin Keychain
2" tall coffin features removeable clear lid and white plastic skeleton inside
Coffin Keychain
$0.99
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Bone Daddy Wacky Wobbler
Very rare these days, originally produced in 1999 with a production run of 10,000. This Wacky Wobbler is a truly a collectors item. City Morgue Gift Shop has just a few left. Get yours today.
Bone Daddy, Purple Suit
$19.99
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Herman Munster Wacky Wobbler
You will receive Herman in a colorful display box. Made of PVC vinyl, he stands approximately 7" tall.
Herman Wacky Wobbler
$14.95
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Lily Munster Wacky Wobbler
You will receive Lily in a colorful display box. Made of PVC vinyl, she stands approximately 6.5" tall.
Lily Wacky Wobbler
$14.95
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Giggles The Clown Bopp'n Head
Giggles is an evil clown Bopp'n Head with an ax to grind with anyone who gets in his way.
Giggles Bopp'n Head
$14.95
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Mr. Bones Bopp'n Head
Mr Bones is a cut-up Bopp'n Head thats just killing 'em in the spotlight.
Mr. Bones Bopp'n Head
$14.95
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Trog Bopp'n Head
Trog is a cute winged gargoyle Bopp'n Head with green eyes perched atop a stone pedestal.
Trog Bopp'n Head
$14.95
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Demonique Wacky Wobbler
Hey Kids! It's me, Demonique! Won't you join me and the gang for a hot time down here on Devil Beach? It's gonna be one helluva party!
Demonique
$14.95
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